I have the perfect movie title for a Jesus-themed zombie movie….. get ready for it….
DAWN OF THE CHRIST
Jesus gets out of the tomb on Sunday morning and he bites the Roman soldiers. Then all hell breaks loose…
Pilate now has a major zombie uprising on his hands…what will he do? What CAN he do?
Zombies massacred… the city burns… the written teachings of jesus lost… only fragments survive, and a tale of resurrection surfaces in greek texts decades later….
2 THOUSAND YEARS LATER
… a nosy tourist visiting the Vatican finds a relic, a fragment of the cross… and accidentally cuts himself on an iron nail embedded in it… first the headache, then the fever… then vomiting and seizures… then respiratory failure…
ZOOM IN ON EYES
White sclera eyes suddenly open… a loud growl resonates.
(c) copyright 2012 by The Gun-Toting Atheist
The most awesome response this comment got was from NigelTheBold:
Now the tardigrades have completed their successful run of Hello, Dolly, they have expressed interest in your script. Do you think it could be easily turned into a musical theatrical production? Also, could it be moved to, say, 1900-era New York? We already have all these costumes, see.
Also, for practical reasons, can it take place as a water ballet?