Thursday, December 23, 2010

Never lose sight of the true meaning of Christmas

As Christmas approaches and we struggle to find parking spots at the mall in order to purchase presents for our loved ones, we must take a step back and remind ourselves of the true meaning of Christmas:

Supporting the retail economy of our country and the manufacturing economy of the People's Republic of China through frivolous consumerism under the guise of religious devotion based on an ancient pagan tradition.

Forget all that, I say, and let's take the whole family snowboarding instead, and support our local ski resort in the name of powder and angular velocity.

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